Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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