Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
