i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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