How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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