I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Randomize
