Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i dont even know how to be here
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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