3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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