So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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