I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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