No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
