just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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