I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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