I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was like eating out sand paper
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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