in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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