I'm going to jail i love you
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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