so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Still dying that you shit outside
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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