On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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