all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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