if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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