You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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