No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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