hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
