I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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