we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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