AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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