I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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