ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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