so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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