me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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