Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Having a random hookup so left but love u
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
