Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cockslap morals
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
