It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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