We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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