Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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