so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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