I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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