I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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