So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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