i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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