Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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