we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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