Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
