Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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