just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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