So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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