Kiss
Puke
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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