It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Are my feet made of real feet?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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