this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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