thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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