i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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