How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My bed smells like the plague
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