you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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