Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
