Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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