Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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