Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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