she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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